1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
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> >2) (Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet
> >clothes.
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> >3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
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> >4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my
> >package.
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> >5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
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> >6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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> >7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
> >to you.
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> >8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have
> >you seen one?
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> >9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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> >10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
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> >11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
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> >12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
> >switch away.
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> >13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
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> >14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
> >that thing you do with your tongue.
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> >15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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> >16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
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> >17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
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> >18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
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> >19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
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> >20) My name is Austin...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
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> >21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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> >22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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> >23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
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> >24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
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> >25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.
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