I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a 
little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. 
Phil show, you too can find inner peace. 
Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things 
you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see 
all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this 
morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot (can't imagine how that was left over to begin with!), a bottle of Bailey's Irish 
Cream, a splash of tequila, the 
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, some old pot just dicovered, a package of Oreos, the rest of a cheesecake, some 
Doritos, and a box of chocolates. 
You have no idea how fucking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom 
you think might be in need of inner peace.