THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
> > SITTING NAKED IN A
> > SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN
> > PRESSED HER
> > FOREARM AND
> > THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
> > 'THAT WAS MY
> > PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF
> > MY
> > ARM.
> >
> > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
> > LIFTED HER PALM TO
> > HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY
> > MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE
> > A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
> >
> > THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, *
> > *SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. *
> > *SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. *
> > *SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM *
> > *HER REAR END.
> >
> > THE OTHERS RAISED  THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
> > THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK *
> > *AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!*
> >

 

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