SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly...
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'


'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's just
pretend that we're married.'


'Wow, that's a great idea!' , he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied...'Get your own f*cking blanket.'