Oh god, here goes with intrepidation...

Whats the most embaressing condition you have come across in your career?

Working in A&E when a bloke came in with a sauce bottle stuck up his rectum.....arghhhhh

Is it true what I read in playboy�?that doctors and nurses are continually at it in private sex parties?

If they are I missed it...damn!!!!!!!

I laughed the other day when I was shopping in tesco;s �?firstly though I was disappointed that with all the regulations and rules in place about wearing your work clothes out of the hospital that a nurse was happily buying a cucumber LOL�?anyways sorry �?she was also wearing a black thong which was clearly visable through her whites..  what do you wear for work and why?

We are not allowed to wear uniform out of the hospital , because I work with immunosuppressed patients we do everything to minimise the risk of infection. So normal close to work and back and in work it is boring navy trousers and royal blue top so u can wear whatever u like under them and it depends how I feel that day, sometimes it is a thong and others it is normal knicks!!!

However as a student nurse we wore blue and white checked dresses and in the summer when it got too hot for tights ( it was compulsory to have legs covered) I used to wear suspenders and stockings as it was cooler....

What kind of relationship do you have with doctors in your work place?  I ask because sometimes the myth is nurses don’t like them because they precieve that doctors don’t value what they do.

I have a fab relationship with all but one of the docs in our place, from consultants down to regs ( we dont have any lower due to the type of work). They treat us with respect and they get it straight back, we are on first name terms with the majority of them and have even socialized with many of them ( no not at private sex parties..lol) .

When I started there was one who had to be put into her box, demanding I made her some tea and got her breakfast, she soon wised up when I politley told her it was the patients I was caring for not her and if she was making tea she could do me a coffee. She apologised I got my coffee and now we are best buds!!!

The one I dont get on with at the moment is a staff grade on a temp basis and he is rude to patients and staff, cant be doing with that!!