OK, BM, let's see what we can come up with.

 

1)  Why the name Beer Monster?

2)  What's the most unusual place you've had it away?

3)  At what age did you learn about the birds and the bees.  And from whom?

4)  Did you ever consider becoming a naturist?

5)  If you had your time again, is there anything you would do differently?

 

Not too bad I hope.