1> why are ya stalkin me? because I LUUUUVVVVV you my wittle monster baby xxxxxxxxx (and you promised to marry me too!!! I have wittnesses)
2> have u stalked any celebs and if so - who? No, I am a virgin stalker, you are my first
3> if, when stalking me, u catch me - what happens then? hmmm where to start. Well, I guess I'd have to muscle my way past Mary, Fi, and Jann first! Then I would keep you in my "special" room, the one with all my "toys" and gadgets..........don't worry my precious monster, I will take very good care of you!
4> how much money is enuff to win on the lottery? Seriously.........just enough to payy all debts and buy a house and car (and of course enough for a lengthy visit to the UK)
5> red <shudders> or blue <yayyy!>? BLUE!!!!!!!!
tHANKS bEER XXX