2 dwarfs went to a bar where they picked up 2 prostitutes. They took them to a hotel for the night. The first dwarf couldnt get an erection and felt very deflated. To make matters worse he had to put up with hearing throught the thin walls his friend saying " 1, 2, 3 here I come again..............Uhh"

 The next morning they got together for breakfast, dwarf number 2 asked how the night went. The first dwarf said " I was so embarassed, I couldn't get an erection so the night was a disaster." the second dwarf replies " You think that's embarassing? I couldn't even get up on the bed!!!"