An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for
his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out
a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said,
"I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring
at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body
trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take
it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the
old man stated, by check."I know you need to make sure
my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can
call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick
the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the
old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the
weekend I had?"
Don't mess with Old People