WELL...LADIES, WHATCHA THINK:):)
The only thing that's self-cleaning around here is the cat!
Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!
So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!
Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it yourself!
I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!
I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to
lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.