AN OLDER COUPLE on a long car trip stopped for lunch at a roadside restaurant. Later, after they'd been back on the road for a good number of miles, the wife remembered that she'd left her sunglasses on their table at the restaurant.
Her husband fussed and complained about having to go back, but he quieted down as they neared the restaurant. As he got out of the car, he said in a humble voice, "Well, as long as we're back, I might as well get my hat, too."