COUNTRY WISDOM

 

 

 

Don't name a pig you plan to eat.

 

Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.

 

Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.

 

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.


A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

 

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.


Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.


Meanness don't happen overnight.


To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.


Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.


Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.


Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.


You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.

 

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.


It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge You can't unsay a cruel thing.


Every path has some puddles.


Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it.


The best sermons are lived, not preached.


Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.


The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

There was a good reason for the move.

You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal,

Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and

Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and Politicians

 without creating a hostile work environment.

COUNTRY WISDOM

 

Don't name a pig you plan to eat.

 

Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.

 

Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.

 

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.


A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

 

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.


Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.


Meanness don't happen overnight.


To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.


Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.


Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.


Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.


You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.

 

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.


It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge You can't unsay a cruel thing.


Every path has some puddles.


Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it.


The best sermons are lived, not preached.


Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.


The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

There was a good reason for the move.

You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal,

Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and

Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and Politicians

 without creating a hostile work environment.