Trick Or Treating By Your Sign
by Karla Ponder
Aquarius
Builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces
Skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon
Aries
Pushes the others aside to get to the door first
Taurus
Will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates
Gemini
Goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer
Stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leo
Plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo
Wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper
Libra
Is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio
Isn't in it for the candy.
Sagittarius
Will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn
Makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
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