1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

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3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.

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4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

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5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

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6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

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7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

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8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

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9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

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10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

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