 Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking
up.
A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but
we don't have a ladder." The blonde took a spanner from her purse,
loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements
and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she
gives us the length.". |
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