Blonde Cookbook 
 
 
 
 Monday 
 
 
 It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake.
  
 The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
  
 The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. 
 Tuesday 
 
 
 Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.
  
 The recipe said serve without dressing.
  
 So I didn't dress.
  
 What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper 
 Wednesday
 
 
 A good day for rice.
  
 The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
  
 It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.
  
 I can't say it improved the rice any. 
 Thursday
 
 
 Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe.
  
 It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
  
 Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.. 
 Friday
 
 
 I found an easy recipe for cookies.
  
 It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.
  
 There must have been something wrong with this recipe.
  
 When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. 
 Saturday
 
 
  
 Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
  
 He asked me to dress it for Sunday.
  
 I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten. 
 Sunday
 
 
 Tom's folks came to dinner.
  
 I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger.
  
 Suddenly I had a flash of genius..
  
 I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
  
 It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.