 A man walked into a nightclub and told the management, "I've got
a show you can't refuse!" "Okay, let's have a look!" said the
manager.
The man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a guinea pig.
He put the guinea pig on the bar.
It ran to the end of the bar, down a barstool, across the room,
up the piano, jumped on the keyboard and started playing a variety
of jazz, ballads and classical music.
The manager said, "You're right.
I've never seen anything like that before.
That guinea pig is fantastic on the piano." The man reached into
his coat again, and said, "We're not finished yet." He pulled
out a frog.
He put the frog on the bar, and the frog started to sing.
He sang beautifully, attracting the attention of a patron in the
club.
The patron dashed over to the man and offered him $500 for the
frog.
The guy said, "Sure!" He took the $500 and gave the frog to the
patron, who ran out of the bar with it.
The manager said to the man, "Are you crazy?! You sold a singing
frog for $500? It's worth millions!"
"Not really," said the man.
"The guinea pig is also a ventriloquist.". |
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