 Two hillbillies met on a dusty country road.
One of them was carrying a big bag labelled 'chickens'."Chickens,
eh?" said the other hillbilly."Hey, if I guess how many chickens
you got, will you give me one?""Heck," said the hillbilly with
the bag, "if you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."The other
scratched his head and guessed, "Um, five?" |
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