Two teams of softballers, one all Blondes and the other all Brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend softball tournament on the Gold Coast.The Brunette team rode in the bottom section of the bus while the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below was joking around, dancing with the music turned up loudly, having a great time, when one of them realised she couldn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She thought she'd better go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. She said, "What's wrong with you lot? We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the second team looked up and said, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!" |