 After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the
pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket.
He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing
license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters,
they are my pets.
Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster
jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the
end of the day.".
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal
to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe
me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that
they will come out of the water.".
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?". |
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