 A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale restaurant in the
East End of Manhattan, and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came over and asked "What can I get you to drink,
sir?" The gentleman responded, "Nothing, thank you.
I tried alcohol once, didn't like it, and never tried it again."
The bartender was a bit perplexed, but being a friendly sort,
he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and offered the gentleman one.
The gentleman refused, saying, "I tried smoking once, didn't like
it, and never did it again.
The point is, I wouldn't be in here at all, except that I'm waiting
for my son." The bartender retorted, "Your only child, I presume?". |
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