A California policeman pulled a car over and told the driver, that because he was wearing his seatbelts, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition. What are you going to do with all the money asked the officer? Well I guess I’m going to get a driver’s license he answered.
Don’t listen to him yelled the woman in the passengers seat. He’s a smart-Alec when he is drunk.
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the officer, and moaned, I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.
At that moment a knock sounded from the trunk. A voice said in Spanish, are we over the border yet…
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