 An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond
necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." But
you're not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.
"I know," she said.
"It's in case I should die before my husband.
I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to
go crazy looking for the jewelery." . |
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