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From: MSN NicknameShylyQ  (Original Message)Sent: 9/5/2007 11:47 AM
 
Every day, add your favorite 'Giggle' to this thread
Let's keep it going
 
Post your Jokes and Cartoons
keep us laughing
 
Remember our 'G' rating and keep 'em clean please
 


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From: MSN NicknameShylyQSent: 9/5/2007 10:54 PM
 
This fellow is 81 years old and loves to fish.  He was sitting
in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one.  He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.  I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?  I said kiss me and I will give you sexual ! pleasures like you have never had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog .and with a twinkle in his eye said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
 
 

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From: MSN NicknameShylyQSent: 9/9/2007 11:42 AM

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks).
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch s bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result...the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.


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From: MSN NicknameShylyQSent: 9/13/2007 10:28 PM
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results,  I will judge who does the better job."
 
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
 
They moused.  They faxed.   They e-mailed.   They e-mailed with attachments.  They downloaded.  They did spreadsheets!  They wrote reports.  They created labels and cards.  They created charts and graphs.   They did some genealogy reports.  They did every job known to man.
 
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. 
 
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
 
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.
 
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:  "It's gone!  It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
 
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.  Satan observed this and became irate. 
 
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
 
 God just shrugged and said,
 
       JESUS SAVES
 

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