A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed
Because she can't sleep, the wife goes to
The vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
Around the dog's testicles, and he will stop
Snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog
Begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses
And turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
Herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece
Of red ribbon and ties it carefully around
The dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog
Stops snoring. The woman is amazed.
Later that night, her husband returns home
Drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and
Begins snoring loudly. The woman decides maybe
The ribbon might work on him. So, she goes
To the closet again, grabs a piece of blue
Ribbon and ties it around her husband's
Testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor
And stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands
In front of the toilet, he glances in the
Mirror and sees the blue ribbon attached to his
Privates. He is very confused, and as he walks
Back into the bedroom, he sees the red
Ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He
Shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
"I don't know where we were ...or what we did
...but, by God ...We took FIRST and SECOND
Place."
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