A HONEYMOON TALE.........
>                Please excuse the rough language in the following story.
>                 I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the
>same.

>                A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
>When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
>                "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
>                 "Oh mama", she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So
>romantic"......Suddenly she burst out crying.
>                "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the
>most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these
>awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home! PLEASE MAMA!"
>
>                 "Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to
>stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so
>awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
>
>                 "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter.
>"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
>
>                 "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
>Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
>                Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like:
>dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
>                 "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.