A particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets
has we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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 A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if You can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am!"

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Three boys were in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy said, "My Dad scribbles a few words on
a piece of paper, he calls it a poem; they give him $50."
The second boy said, "That's nothing.
My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
he calls it a song; they give him $100."
The third boy said, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles
a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon.
And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could,
trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell,
getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again.
As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late-
But please don't shove me either!"

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A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
"Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

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 A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she
dismissed them to go to church; "And why should we be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill".