Did you know there is oil used in more products than just gas for cars?   Petroleum is used in Vaseline and other skin care products.

 

In Europe the most beautiful women live in Italy, Spain, and Greece.   They all look ten years younger than they are.   Because they use olive oil on their skin is why.    When I was a kid living with my German grandmother in Germany, everyone used to ask my grandmother how she could look so much younger than she really was.   She would say she vacationed in Italy every summer and learned to use olive oil.  

 

So now the Democrats and the Environmentalist Communists have declared war on oil, Obama wants to tax a carbon tax on Oil.

 

This Boone Pickens in the Wind Mill ads on TV, oil will still be needed to run the machinery to make the Wind Mills go.

 

Oil is used to run machinery in factories, and food processing plants.

 

They take away my oil, what will I use to fry my eggs and hashbrowns?

 

How about if I want to condition my hair in olive oil.   I guess the Democrats want everyone to have frizzy, dry, flyaway hair.

 

No makeup either, a lot of makeup is oilbased.      There is oil in your precriptions that you take.   No more meds for you, oil is in it.      Democrats don't want you to have electricity in your house because it hurts the environment, but you won't be able to use the old kerosine lamps, it's got oil in those lamps.   Bad bad all these oil people wanting to hurt the environment.

So I guess you'll have to use candles, but wait there is oil in candles too!