Two families move from Pakistan to America.

When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see—in a year’s time—which family has become more Americanized.

A year later they meet again.

The first man says, “My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at McDonalds, and I’m on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?�?

The second man replies, “F**k you, towelhead.�?/P>