> > John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the > same barbershop. > > > > As they sat there, each being worked on by a different > barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid > to start a conversation, for fear it would turn > > to politics. > > > > As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had > Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was > quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle > will smell that and think I've been in a > whorehouse.' > > > > The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How > about you?' > > > > McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't > know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
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