Little Suzy had a box of new born kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had

them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS", next to them.

Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up, led by a motorcycle policeman. The cars

stopped, and Senator Obama stepped out from the limo.  "Hi, little girl,

what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

"Kittens," Little Suzy says. 

"They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet." 

 "What kind of kittens are they," he asked. 

 "Democrats," says Little Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama called his campaign manager, and

told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would

return the next day, have all the media there, and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy stood on the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE

KITTENS' sign, and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans

and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.  Everyone had their cameras ready as

Senator Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.  "Now,

don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news

people what kind of kittens you're giving away today."

"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they're REPUBLICAN kittens."  Taken by surprise, Senator Obama

said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy says,  "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."