Men, do you find that things are just not going your way, that everywhere you go you are humiliated, ignored and not treated with the respect you think you deserve? In today’s society, with its winners and losers, you have somehow ended up on the wrong side.

At Home

• Your wife of 23 years treats you with barely concealed contempt and expects you to do some of the chores, even though she only works part-time. She says she looks after the kids, does the cooking and most of the cleaning, so it’s only right that you do something!
• She is always nagging you and spends too much of your hard-earned money on clothes.
• Your 2 teenage daughters are out most evenings with their boyfriends. When you try to give them the benefit of your advice, they gaze insolently at you as if to say “what would you know about anything?�?
• At night in bed, just when you’re feeling in need of a bit of affection, your wife turns her back on you, saying she has a headache.
• Yet she has lots of affection to spare for the family dog, which seems to be everyone’s favourite (except yours).
• She goes out several evenings a week with “the girls�?or to meetings, airily telling you that your dinner is in the oven, or even worse, to help yourself to what’s in the cupboard.
• If that’s your life, what can you do to make things better?
• Well, here’s a perfect solution: revert to Islam.

• You will instantly acquire a network of  “brothers�? who will always take your side when you complain about your wife.

Bonding session with brothers 

• You will be able to tell your racist and anti-semitic jokes to an appreciative audience. There is nothing Islamists like better than nasty remarks about Jews and Infidels generally.
• You will gain a new status in life, and might even be called upon to undertake an important mission for your new friends. Who knows, you could even meet a top guy like Osama!

• Now you’re a Muslim, you really are Sultan of your Palace. Remember, your wife must obey you. If she shows any resistance, you can beat her. She must look after your every need.  #) Wives cannot oppose, answer back, rebut or disobey husbands - (they have authority over her!) Reliance of the Traveller p 765-766 - “Good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart and scourge them�?(4.34)Forget the girls�?nights out. You alone can decide if she’s allowed out of the house. If you say no, then that’s it. - “the husband may forbid the wife to leave the home�?/LI>

Muslim wives must listen and obey 

• Same with the teenage girls. Get the local Imam to assist you. Insist they wear the hijab, and inform them they are being married off to some desirable young men from Yemen, who would love to start their married life in Australia. Your word is final.
• Muslim hadiths ch. 10 it is permissible for the father to give the hand of his daughter in marriage even when she is not fully grown up.
• Across Europe, including Britain, young girls disappear from school –married off, sometimes sent overseas and forcibly married!
• Unsure if your daughters are still virgins? No worries, a passport to Australia will trump virginity any time!
• As for sex with the wife, she must submit whenever and wherever you say. You’re the boss now.   #) Women must be sexually available at all times: - *Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, No 81, *Muslim Book 8, No 3240: *Mishkat al-Masabih, English translation, Book I, Section 'Duties of husband and wife', Hadith No. 61 "The prophet of Allah said: When a man calls his wife to satisfy his desire, let her come to him though she is occupied at the oven." - “If a husband calls his wife to his bed and she refuses and causes him to sleep in anger, the angels will curse her till morning�?Bukhari hadith
• No more extravagant spending by your wife. All she needs is a couple of burkhas, one to wash     and one to wear. No make-up, no perfume, no hair-dos.
• But maybe your wife is looking a little jaded by now. No worries, you can always take an extra 2 or 3. There’s a ready supply of very young women from various Islamic countries whose families will be happy for them to come to Australia. 

Note: not only do Muslim men have multiple wives they can divorce in a second but they can have sex with slaves and with extra wives under Nikah Misyar, in Arabic "travellers marriage" - the Sunni Muslim marriage contract carried out without the husband’s usual financial commitments, and the wife living an independent life also free from her marital commitments. Nikah Misyar in Arabic "travellers' marriage" (نكاح المسيار)

Nikah Misyar or "travellers' marriage" is the Sunni Muslim marriage contract carried out via the normal contractual procedure, without the husband's usual financial commitments, and the wife living a separate or independent life also free from her marital commitments.
Misyar marriage fits within the general rules of marriage in Sunni Islamic law as a way to justify casual sex.

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For shiites, mut'ah marriages are contracted for a set period of time---all are legal under the respective Islamic Laws.

 

Why? Well in Bukhari's set of Hadith, Muhammed explains:
Vol. 4, #540 - Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar: Allah's Apostle ordered that the dogs should be killed.

 So goodbye to humiliation, welcome to a new empowering way of life. It’s good news for you men �?especially the inadequate ones!