You need to find christ.

 

And don't worry - he's white.

Beg to differ, Christ's complexion has never been established; it was prophet Mohammed that was referred to, on several occassions as "white."

I thought that meth was confined to the dens of slack jawed booger eating morons named cooter....

(# 4) You're absolutely right, however, "cooter" is their secret gang-name, outlined by gestures - not the name given them by their parents.     Lots of cooters out there.

Well the best selling toy in my neighborhood for little kids is the tramouline, they like to jump on that.