(# 4) Buick,

 

You finally got something right - not from any intelligent analysis, but from trying to be glib.    My mother and I never bonded, and I grew up a latch-key kid in downtown Cincinnati.      I had more than enough attention and companionship from my classmates and the runaways and throwaways I knew on the streets.      Boys didn't care much for me and I always preferred the company of the female gender.    Life has always been good for me and I've never missed whatever most think I missed.