Randy does not 'love' Cindy,
Randy Hates Cindy. . . .
Randy Hates Cindy's Face Make-Up,
Randy Hates Cindy's Blush
Randy Hates Cindy's Lipstick;
Randy Hates Cindy's Blonde Hair
Randy Hates Cindy's Ugly toes--
they're the ugliest toes he's
ever seen.
Randy Hates all of Cindy's
5 or 6 different perfumes.
Randy hates Cindy's cold feet
Randy hates Cindy's cold hands.
Randy hates Cindy's fingernails.
Randy hates Cindy's dolls in every
room.
Randy hates Cindy's Pink Feminine
things in every room.
Randy hates Cindy's Peach
feminine things in every room.
Randy hates Cindy's pictures.
Randy hates Cindy's Furniture,
Randy hates Cindy's drawers
because they aren't real drawers.
Randy hates the way Cindy
drives because she'll wreck
the cars and trucks.
Randy hates the way Cindy
cooks most of the time.
Randy hates the way
Cindy buys groceries too
many times every week and
spends too much money.
Randy hates the swamp that
Cindy made him move to.
Randy hates Cindy's hose,
Randy hates Cindy's things,
Randy hates Cindy's money,
Randy hates Cindy's
independent nature.
Randy hates the way Cindy
grinds her teeth.
Randy hates the way Cindy picks up his papers all
the time.
Randy hates the way
Cindy uses all the hot
water to fill the huge
tub for a bath.
Randy hates that Cindy
drinks coffee.
Randy hates that Cindy
eats more than all of
the boys.
Randy hates how
Cindy decorates a house--
Randy hates Cindy
shopping.