This morning I woke up in pain, again.
The Tylenol by the bedside I've tried,
but it's not enough for pain this rough.
I reach for the Ibuprofen, and then
head for the shower...hot water power!
I should have stayed in ballet school...it was cool.
They taught you how to walk, but I just balked!
Today I'm a clumsy fool as a rule,
and to broken bones I have become prone.
Pain is the name of the game when it rains,
and due to the pain I have several canes!
The moral, friends, as this comes to an end,
is to stay UN-broken...I have spoken!