The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to  apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I 
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still 
clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened 
his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments 
and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's  broken.'