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If I could save poo in a bottle,

the first thing that i'd have to do<o:p></o:p>

   Is to label it a quirkie grand prize for your eyes<o:p></o:p>

   Straight from the Kalahari to you<o:p></o:p>

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If I could make poo last forever<o:p></o:p>

If poo could make wishes come true<o:p></o:p>

I’d see every piece as a treasure and<o:p></o:p>

Then, Shakes would be right here with yous,<o:p></o:p>

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But there never seems to be enough poo<o:p></o:p>

To go around when you want do<o:p></o:p>

Once you find it<o:p></o:p>

And bag it, everyone wants it<o:p></o:p>

And then you don’t know what to<o:p></o:p>

Hide it�?lt;o:p></o:p>

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If I had a box just kat poo<o:p></o:p>

And scoops to bag it for you<o:p></o:p>

The box would be empty<o:p></o:p>

Except for the memory<o:p></o:p>

Of customs questioning you.

Couldn't resist!

Pronker

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