Commando Reggie: The Series
Tonight's Episode: A CRIMP Christmas Poem
B'ville, OKLA ....it's Christmas eve.
All hoomans and furries, fast asleep.
All but one
A very wicked kitty.
She eyes the tree,
Thinks it's not so pretty.
Suddenly an idea, an evil plan.
"Oh I have something for my hooman."
As her paw strikes out
To hit a ball,
She whips out her cell phone,
To make a call.
"Mad Max, my minion,
Get over here quick."
She orders as she begins shredding photos
of ol' St. Nick.
The Mad one arrives,
Quick as can be.
The devilish duo
See the gifts under the tree.
They begin shredding paper and boxes
Ribbons and bows.
Why is she so evil?
Noone knows.
The decorations become
A pile of rubble.
CR:"Oh man, we are such trouble."
They eat all of Santa's
Cookies and milk.
CR:"Ohh is that pure silk?"
The problematic pair are
Enjoying their mayhem,
Until from behind
They hear "Ahem!!"
They are stunned to see
Ol' St Nick.
St Nick says:" You too
Make me sick."
"Your hoomans work hard,
each day they slave.
Trying to bring to you
All that you crave."
He admonishes them both,
He gives them "the stare."
Then laughs as he knows
What to do with the pair.
He replaces the gifts,
Tucks in his deer tight,
Hooks both to a harness
"Now pull with all your might.!"
CR and Max work hard
To deliver presents.
CR says"Man does he resent us."
They work thru the night
Without a break.
They will even miss
Out on Christmas cake.
As the world wakes
To a glorious morn,
Blessing the day
Dear Jesus was born,
CR and Max come
Straggling in.
With the froth of their efforts
Still on their chin.
They look to each other,
then to the ground.
CR says to Max:" Ready for
A second round?"
Have a safe and happy holiday season everyone......May love be the greatest gift you recieve this season no matter how you celebrate!!!!!