Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode:  "Charge!!!"

 

 

Tornado/slew:"  Phew!! Oh DM I am so glad we payed off all our charge cards."

 

DM Quirkie:" Yes.  Now retirement is totally within our grasp."

Tornado:" Totally.Man,  I am sure glad I am almost thru having to work with those odious bosses of mine."  They high 5 each other and relax by watching tv. 

 

Commando Reggie:" Hmmm....if they payed off their bills, then we are closer to moving and I do not have the new home set up for my headquarters yet.  Well...guess I will employ stall tactics." CR calls Mad Max to come over and help.

 

Mad Max:" Oh mistress...what do you wish for me to do?"

Commando Reggie:" I want you to..[tpsst tpsst. [whispers]]

Mad Max:" Ohhhh good idea.  By the way master...you have the most compelling green eyes ever."

Commando Reggie:" MAX!!  Forget what happened on our vacation and just do my bidding!!"

Mad Max:"  Yyyyes ma'am."

 

Three hours later, Tornado remembers her laundry that needs to go in the dryer.  As she opens the washer, she notices the tub is still full of water.  No matter what she tries, it will not drain. 

 

Tornado:" DM..We need to go buy a new washer.  Potties.  That will run into money as I want a really fancy one, not a cheap-o one."

 

DM:" Ok but first we need to buy new tires for the truck as I just saw I have three flats.  Strange how those nails were in the right spot for me to run over."  Suddenly they hear a crash.  They run to the living room to see what it was. 

 

Tornado:" Oh no.  The tv fell off over!!!  Well we definately got to get a new one as I cannot go without my tv."

 

DM:"  LOOK OUT!!! The ceiling fan has gone haywire and is about to go careening all over!!!"

 

They both duck and think now they need to get that fixed.  Tornado heads to the bathroom to get an aspirin as her head begins to ache.  As she passes the bedroom, she notices her bedspread has a hole in it and the stuffing is all over the floor.

 

Tornado:" Oh potties again!! Now I need to get a replacement."

 

Later that night we see Tornado and her DM going over the receipts they just charged thinking they were so close to an escape from the daily grind of working.  But not today, my friends.  Not today.

 

Suddenly they both look up then at each other.

 

Tornado:" DM.  Do you hear that snickering coming from the closet?"

 

 

Will The Quirkies ever get their bills paid off again?  Will Tornado get her early retirement as she has planned?  Will they go look in the closet to see what is so funny?  Will Commando Reggie and Mad Max ever realize that if mommy has to continue in her present job for too much longer she will eventually snap which will cause her to run amok yelling "Give me a W...give me an A....give me a L..."?  We will find out the answer to that last one in a few months time in real life I think...

 

Tune in next week for another episode of...Commando Reggie