[Commando Reggie replies]  Hooman, I will allow you to grovel.  As for your Shakes, yes he is already in traing at the Commando Reggie Institute for Malicious Pets.  Or CRIMP as it is commonly known.  It is an accredited school where your little ones will learn more than basic bad behaviour.  They are placed as an apprentice with a master evil pet that will show them the art and beauty of being an evil pet.  Now I must review the report card of the very first apprentice Mad Max.  He has come along way but why does he wear tights????