NO WAY!!! Witty got a letter also!! She asked me to post it here for her.

 

Wow this is really hard to read....

 

Dear Hooman,

    Commando Reggie says we have to write and even though my paws are sore from scorpion stings I still have to do it.  She says I am having a good time carrying everything.  The exercise will keep me trim for my tights.  Good idea.  She is getting a nice tan.  I am a nice shade of red.  Gotta go.  Commando Reggie says I need to fan her.  Bye mom.

                                Love Mad Max

 

PS-  Oh yea...watch your back.  Max