The next guest to bring his offerings is TW's fake boyfriend Kenny Chesney.  He bows down before her grace and making sure not to make eye contact with her says:

 

"Oh great Commando reggie.  I offer you my country music award as you are more deserving of it than any other as your voice is like the song of angels."

 

 

 

 

 

Commando Reggie:" You may arise hooman.  Yes I will take this offering as it pleases me to let my hooman mommy TW know I have something of yours she cannot have.  NEXT!"

 

Bowing once again, Kenny Chesney exits her presence.