To Be 6 Again...*
> >
> >
> > *A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife,
> > looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
> > far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
> > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
> > mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose *
> >
> > *early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took
> > her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
> > *
> >
> > *He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
> > of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
> > was. *
> > *Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
> > head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> > He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy
> > Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
> > favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she
> > wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
> > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
> > 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
> > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I
> > meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
> > The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's
> > gonna get it wrong.