A guy asks a clerk "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I were
Italian?
Or if I had asked for feta cheese, would you ask me if I were Greek ?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I were German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I were Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I were Mexican?
Would you? Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I were Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
"Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish
sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot
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