Frigid Morning
One frigid morning in North Dakota a man turned up at work much the worse for wear.
"I didn't sleep a wink," he told a coworker, "I was up all night trying to keep my wife's begonia covered against the freezing cold."
"I should be so lucky," his coworker replied,
"When it's this cold my wife wears so many darn clothes to bed, I can never get anywhere near her begonia."