Coin-Operated...Tear You Apart

So here is was, finally seeing the first match where I was not the one getting my arm raised as the victor, but looking back at that little battle royal, I would still say it was successful, even if I did take myself out to make sure Prostetic Barbie didn't win it.  And on top of that, I am glad to see Raine pull out the win, couldn't have gone to another lady in my eyes...I walk into the arena still head held high as I begin to make my way down towards the ring area as I stand before the thin black curtain hearing the screaming fans on the other side, as I hear the tune of "Coin-Operated Boy" pick up as I surprisingly here the fans explode in cheers.  I smile as I push the curtain away and walk out into the limelight of the fans eyes wearing black jeans and a loose peach colored tank top.  I stand at the top of the ramp way looking around as I then begin to walk down the rampway walking back and forth towards the eager fans extending their hands towards me.  I then take off running as I slide into the ring and sit up on my knees.  I then bring my hand up saluting towards all the fans as I follow up by getting up off my knees and walking over to Zara and getting a microphone, as I bring it up to my lips and begins to speak.

~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ Ok so last week, didn't exactly go as I had wanted or even predicted.  I did not walk out with that shot to face the Divas Champion, but in a counter-action I did make damn sure that Fakey the Blow-Up doll didn't win it either, and to me taking myself out to screw her over, was well, well worth it.
I smile in a devious way before continuing on.
Now as I seen towards the finish, the fellow diva I said I respected and wanted to win the match did just that, so Raine I congradulate you on winning the rumble, and I know you will be wearing that Divas Championship in no time!  And now while on topic of Raine, i may as well get straight to the point of me being out here.  See tonight right here in the Sex Capital of the World, Amsterdam.
I wink to the crowd getting a huge response.
In a city I could grow very much to love, may I also add in there. I am on the weekly card set up for a six-diva tag match that I know you fans will most certainly love.  Well with that being said I am on the team of the winner of last weeks battle royal in Raine, and also joining us is the returning Carina Becker.  I look at this team, knowing that us three alone are the reason many of you horny little Amsterdamians are going to be tuning in, I can't however say the same for our opposition for this evening, being the tri-team of the She-Man Melanie Thomas, Prostetic Barbie Diamond Lopez, and well since Kalyna already screwed herself over as being a backstage whore, she is self-explainitory.
Now I look at this little tie-in and realize everyone is going to be gunning someone, what with Raine wanting to take out Melanie, which I know Raine will do no problem, because let's face it ladies and gentlemen, Raine has history with fighting guys in the ring, and beating them, so Melanie is no opponet for her even if she is more manly than some of the guys Raine has rocked this ring with.
Moving ahead we all know Carina and Kalyna will be at each others throats, judging by how I think with Carina comming back after that injury and looking to have already screwed Kalyna once for the title, I know Carina will be ready to get her hands on you in this fair fight match.
Which leaves blimpy for me.  Diamond since you started in the UKCW, you have been the biggest gutterslut seen around.  And for once it isn't just me who thinks this, judging by how now even the Divas. com personalities, are looking into this case.  Your only real talent is running your mouth, in more way that one judging by the stretch marks, which really hun I think you should get the number for a better botex doctor to look into that, wouldn't want baboon boy getting jealous that his girl is probably trying to steal someone else's boyfriend.
But beyond that Diamond, only other thing you've done is constantly run your mouth about how badly you are going to beat me.  So i want to know is this like a grand plan of yours for the future to come, or did you just kinda dream it all up?
Since you and I started this, I have been dropping you on your inflated ass time and time again, and tonight this six-diva match will make no difference as I do it once more.  just as an act of waiting to see how many times I can knock you down before you deflate.
So now after catching that little promo, I guess if you can call it that last week.  You actually had some strong words, but I will say nothing stood out more than that of you wanting some better competition.  Uh, Diamond hun, whose better for you, who is more down to your level, maybe Aysun Ece or, or even Jillian, I mean you are both plastic bitches after all, so it's like a dream match, blow-up bimbo brawl!
I get a surpised shock look to my dface proud of that idea as I contiue on.
Now look Diamond, I know you are probably getting tired of hearing me say the same thing over and over, but honestly bitch, when you look at it, what else is there really to say about you?  I could go on about your in ring skills, but I have yet really to see any, so it's no wonder why this lil' ole tape recorder is on repete, because Diamond Lopez doens't really have much going for here to really talk about.  So how about this, I will stop repeting my words, when you actually win a match, besides of course the dark match where I carried your oversized ass.  So how's that for a suggestion Diamond!
So closing words time.  Diamond your still a fake blow-up doll, that really is just kinda fun to play around with, as soon as I figure out to remove the voice box, you'd be the perfect barbie doll!  Kalyna, you all Carina's, I won't stand in here way of retribution, and Melanie, listen here Mr. Thomas, tonight Raine will show you a preview of what is to come when she gets here shot to take that title from you.  Oh but before I go ladies as myself, Raine, and Carina are beating some sense into you all, we would like to formally say Don't Forget to be Envious!

I smile and wink towards the cameras as I drop the microphone as I slowly make my way out of the ring and head back up the ramp way as the show goes to a commercial break.

(c.) cruel intentions at daf.