Miles Friendship Dance club
Retirement Establishment For recycled teenagers
Numbers will be limited So enrol now
Opening in the year 2008
Inaudible Dance Programme
Senile Saunter
Wrinkly Swing
Rumba Rheumatic a
Quivering Quickstep
Waltz Arthritca
Splish splash Polka
Fandango Tango
Stammering Two Step
Zimmer along Blues
Incontinent Cha Cha
Samba ST. Vitus
Flatulance Fox Trot
Jaundiced Jive
Tottering Gavotte
The forgotten it Waltz
A speciality number conducted by
“Billy Blow off and His Wind Instrument Trio�?/DIV>
No zimmer frames or walking aids Allowed on the dance floor!
All dance nights will be conducted by our own
Will Wet Legs & his Alzheimer’s Quartet
A very special feature of the Club will be
“The Dribblers�?/DIV>
A versatile and frustrated formation team
(if and when all 8 dancers are lucid together)
Internal entertainment by
Betty Bunion
Displaying her wonderful collection of
Varicous Veins
Refreshments kindly prepared by
“Arty Farty�?BR>From the famous
“Chew it for you Restaurant�?/DIV>
During the interval,
Medical staff will be on hand to change dressing and bags etc
Ear trumpets for hire at Bar
Invalid carriages and wheelchairs to be here by 10:30pm prompt.
THANK YOU
Sponsored by
The Geriatric Sport for all Committee Senior Branch
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