An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?'
"A can of peaches," she said.
Judge: "Why did you steal the peaches?"
"Because I was hungry."
The judge then asked her, "How many peaches were in the can."
"Six," she replied.
The judge said, "Then I will then give you six days in jail."
Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband
spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
"She also stole a can of peas."