Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Illinois and
Had told her that she was going to do the dishes and
house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
third day he came home to see a clean house and
dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Michigan.
He had given his wife orders that she was to do all
the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on
the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from New Jersey.
He told her that her duties were to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day
he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but
by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher